Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Finally. A Major World Crisis Has Been Averted.

Everyone can now relax.
Yes people in general and cyclists around the globe in particular can breathe a collective sigh of relief (except if you're in Beijing) right now as one of the major world problems, a problem that has kept the anxious universe in a state of high anticipation is finally resolved.
An international team of scientists, psychologists, designers and engineers have cracked one of the major dilemmas that's been troubling the world for millenia.
The word is out. The world now has a damned good leather banana holder.
We can all sleep easy tonight...






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    1. Crisis averted gentlemen. Until next time...

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  2. I remember the banana seat and the high handle bars.This would go perfect with the banana holder.May be the tassels that go in handle grips can go on eather side ok banana holder.

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    1. I too remember the banana seat Howard.
      Another one of Leonardo's designs...

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  3. I'm sure I saw something like this in Leonardo's notebooks somewhere.

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    1. I think you're right Val.
      You usually are...

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  4. Mr. Mellow YellowApril 22, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    Now all that is necessary is for someone to tutor the cyclist on how to select a good banana. The one depicted looks like it's made from wax and has far too few brown spots to be edible.

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    1. Bright yellow blemish free wax and plastic bananas are the latest thing Mr Mellow Out...

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  5. Now that life's most pressing problem has been solved, how easily we forget the second yet unsolved cycling problem-bringing home the grapes. Have we forgotten the grape juice dripping from various body parts and bicycle parts at the arrival to our destination? So please, after the champagne has been drunk, everybody put on your thinking caps and back to the drawing board.

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